Last week after I shaved my legs, put lotion on, got dressed and went to put my shoes on, I noticed I cut myself shaving and there was blood running down and now smeared all over my leg, and on my shorts. Today, same thing. How does this happen? Do I not have feeling in my legs? Is there a term for these phantom bleeders? You know, like how you call it a "white glover" when you go to wipe after a #2, and there's nothing on the paper.
NLJ
are you using a razor from 1986 or what?
ReplyDeleteand stop saying "white glover".
Take er easy turbo. Careful around the knees and ankles for cryin' out loud.
ReplyDeleteI second that... stop saying "white glover..." Like that ever happens.
Gotta say I'd never heard the "white glover" thing before...maybe I shouldn't admit that, but I'm gonna have to use it some how...and try not to giggle. Try an alcohol rinse (no sipping) before you leave the shower and I guarantee you'll know when to use a band-aid!
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