Rooster Tail

I've never noticed it before, in all my 36 years, but I have a major, weird, and newly obnoxious cowlick on the back of my head. I got my hair cut two weeks ago, and I was telling my stylist how I would like her to cut my hair to give me a bit more body at the crown. It always goes flat right there, and I figured it had something to do with the 600 lbs of hair I have. But she informed me I have an "oddly" low cowlick on the back of my head. Apparently from what she told me, (BTW - thanks for something else to be self conscious about) most people's "swirl" is at the crown, and mine is on the back of my head. But, she said, she could make short layers so there would be a bit more body back there and not suck to my head. So now, like never before, my hair sticks up like a goofy, seven years old boy's hair right when he wakes up and goes to school without showering and his backpack is half hanging off with his shoes untied.

NLJ