Last week after I shaved my legs, put lotion on, got dressed and went to put my shoes on, I noticed I cut myself shaving and there was blood running down and now smeared all over my leg, and on my shorts. Today, same thing. How does this happen? Do I not have feeling in my legs? Is there a term for these phantom bleeders? You know, like how you call it a "white glover" when you go to wipe after a #2, and there's nothing on the paper.
NLJ
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are you using a razor from 1986 or what?
and stop saying "white glover".
Take er easy turbo. Careful around the knees and ankles for cryin' out loud.
I second that... stop saying "white glover..." Like that ever happens.
Gotta say I'd never heard the "white glover" thing before...maybe I shouldn't admit that, but I'm gonna have to use it some how...and try not to giggle. Try an alcohol rinse (no sipping) before you leave the shower and I guarantee you'll know when to use a band-aid!
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